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Written by Brian Lutz
I like to write Satire now and again. Here is some fake tennis news for your entertainment.
With no end in sight Rafael Nadal continues to dominate on the red clay tennis courts at Roland Garros. He currently leads Swiss legend Bjorn Borg 13 to 6 in French Open crowns but experts predict many more to come at his current rate of success. After three years ago unprecedented 10th French Open victory there was talk Nadal would handicap himself to allow a greater challenge for himself against his peers. None the less he continued to play left handed at this years 2020 tournament that was played in October because of the global pandemic.
Las Vegas just released odds for the 2044 French Open when Nadal will be 58 years old. They have him as a 2:1 favorite over players that aren’t yet born. His agent, Carlos Costa, has begun preliminary negotiations about long term sponsorship arrangements with blue chip companies: AARP, Depends and Life Alert.
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