AMELIE COULDN’T FIND RIGHT FORMULA BABYSITTING ANDY MURRAY.

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Amelie Mauresmo and her ballyhoo coaching relationship with Andy Murray.
Brian Lutz / May 15, 2016

THE LEMON: IMAGINATION SIX. TOLERANCE LOVE.

Paris-The incessant crying was only so much she could take for Amelie Mauresmo.  She tried changing diapers, feeding times, lots of coddling and even re-arranging the seating arrangements in the players box but finally new mother and coach Amelie Mauresmo reached her tipping point and handed the 28 year old Andy Murray back to his mother Judy effectively resigning.

“As a new Mom I tried everything I could with Andy I just couldn’t seem to find the right formula. I tried powder, concentrated liquid and ready to feed liquid. He always seemed so unhappy on court. I never seen a player shit his shorts during matches as much as Andy.  His off court apologies became empty after awhile. I look forward to some sleepless nights and taking care of my own baby and the tireless satisfaction with the 2nd hardest job in the world, Motherhood.  I wish the best of luck to Andy and his growth in the future and finding a new coach to babysit him.”

Neo-feminist Murray summarized their partnership succinctly: “It was staggering and embarrassing how much criticism Amelie took each time I lost.  A woman should be treated like a man. I think my on court outburst towards my box prove my childish behavior has no gender barriers”.

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